I want to be where the normal people are by rachel bloom

page 36: i love the toilet, and I spend a lot of time there. In fact, I'm writing this on the toilet right now."

page 258" Haruki Murakami bumper cars: fasten your seat belts for a bumper car ride based around an original story by the novelist Haruki Murakami! It's a real fender/mind bender!"